Sunday, March 11, 2007

Sibiling Collaboration

Although this is collaboration, we did not plan it. Jen wrote this in her private blog and Miles responded.

Jenivieve~ I have to rant because there are some stupid, inconsiderate people in this world.

I am so tired of people that do not know how to drive. We live in Brandon and there are a lot of 4 way stops. People do not know what to do when they are at a 4 way stop sign and they constantly run it. MORONS!

Today we were at the mall. We walked back to the car and there was a huge SUV parked next to us, 2 feet over the line so I could not get in my car. Really, does it take that long to straighten out? I mean you are already guzzling 4 times the gas and ruining the environment with your Stupid Unnecessary Vehicle, so at least have to courtesy to park in your space.

I left a sticky note on their window that said "Learn how to park!"

MILES~You are definitely the lenient one in the family... I would have left the sticky note that said "learn how to park" as well, but I would of waited for them to get back to there car. As they took the sticky note to read it, I would have snuck up behind them with other sticky notes. When they turned around, Bam! I would have given them 1000s of little paper cuts, turning the post it's into STICKY NOTES OF DEATH! The moral is that we as society, do not utilize post it notes to there fullest potential. On top of one being able to wright mind crippiling insults on them, they also can be used for physical violence as well. Thus making the sticky note the perfect instrument of death!
PS.
Do you know where I would have gotten so many Post It Notes?
I embezzle them from the company I work for, so I can really stick it to the man!

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